山村訓長但知覓

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So the marketing people over at Seoul Milk have hit a grand slam home run. They've come up with a snazzy slogan that means something in both "Korean" and English at the same time. What a feat! Take a look at this Seoul Milk truck that the Sanchon Hunjang happened upon on his way home from work:



There it is, clear as day: I [heart] you. Or, in the Korean version, "I love tits." You can't accuse the guys over at Seoul Milk of being dishonest. Lacking a sense of taste about where to declare their fetishes, perhaps, but certainly frankness is not a weakness here...

And, on the subject of breasts, or nipples, King Wen of the Zhou (depicted here with nipples covered, to protect the squeamish) apparently had four of them. Not only did he have four, but this was taken as a sign of his high level of humanity. Doubt an old Sanchon Hunjang? Just ask the Kangxi Emperor: 文王四乳 , 是謂至仁. (Quoted from Comprehensive [Discourses] at the White Tiger [pavilion] 《白虎通》)

The things you can learn about people from browsing old dictionaries...

...and milk delivery trucks.